Hey, dudes. Sorry for the fanfic spam. You know how it is.

A list of things:
a. My life is so fucking boring that sometimes I just want to jump off a cliff to make it more interesting. I know this is basically of my own doing and I can change it if I really want to. But lately I just love my house so much. I want to go home and sit on my awesome sofa and watch 15 episodes of whatever TV show I'm obsessed with now. When I'm 80 years old, I'm sure I'll look back on these days and be proud of how much I accomplished. I know every day can't be the best day ever, every weekend can't be a GNR concert in Vegas, but...holy balls, I'm bored.

b. At least I can take comfort in the fact that my boyfriend is like basically the sexiest man on the planet. He gets sexier as he gets older. Like, every time I see him he gets hotter. How is that even fair?

c. Axl has started tweeting again! I know that's like whatever, but seriously, Axl's tweets are my favorite things ever. I think it's exciting that we live in a world where Axl could tweet at any moment.

d. Speaking of twitter, I got a reply (actually three of 'em) from Tim Booth, singer for James. As a fan of James for like the last 20 years of my life, that made me pretty happy.

e. TMI: I think I have some kind of IBS? I don't know what it is, but after I have a particularly bad day of eating the most unhealthiest shit on the planet, my stomach makes me pay for it the next morning. I was late for work today and everything because of this. I guess in my old age, I just can't eat whatever I want without consequences anymore. Sadface.

f. In obligatory TBBT news, it really sucks to ship a couple that's not canon. Now I know how Catherine/Grissom people felt. And I never wanted to know that. Also...on fanfiction.net, my fanfic has gotten more reviews than anything else I've ever posted. And I have 60 stories posted there! I know in the real world that is a ridiculous thing to brag about, but I'm proud of it. It's my first attempt at writing in that fandom, even. So whatever, it makes me happy and I don't care.

g. Still doing so much Married With Children at work. So much. Every day. Also Jerseylicious. Does anyone else watch this? Let's talk about it.

That's about it. Sorry for sucking. Have a nice week.